

Untitled Scene 1Untitled by ~imprettierthanyou
The stage is dark. Centered is a nerdy looking boy: pimples, suspenders, the whole nine yards. he sits in front of a incredibly bright computer screen. You can't really see what is going on on the screen.
Computer: (computer female voice) You've got mail.
Boy: Oh, this is strange... who could it be from?
Computer:(mechanically hums) It seems to be... an unknown user. I would recommend caution in opening this mail.
Boy: Ok, if you say so. (clicks on something, mumbles to show that he is reading. snorts and then giggles)
Computer: I knew you'd like it.
Boy: huh?
Computer: I said that it sure is a surprising e-mail.
Boy: You bet


Butter 1.Butter isn't a good tool for taking wall paper off walls.Butter by ~imprettierthanyou
2.Some say butter tastes good with salt.
3.Butter comes from cows, and cows come from other cows.
4.In French, butter is beurre.
5.In German, butter is butter.
6.In Italian, butter is burro.
7.In portugease, butter is Manteiga.
8.In Spanish, butter is Mantequilla.
9.There isn't any butter in peanut butter.
10.80 percent of butter is milk fat.
11.There were some pretty strong house wives making butter a long time ago.
12.Not all butter is made from cows; goats, sheep and mares are also used.
13.In ancient times butter was used for ointment, medicine and lighting oil.
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moi by ~imprettierthanyou

Pretend I want you to pretend that I am special for a momentPretend by ~imprettierthanyou
Pretend that my words interest you
And my skin is warmth to your heart
I want to pretend that I am special for a moment
Pretend that I can make a difference
And that I can change
I want to pretend that I am in love for a moment
That I am capable of feelings of great magnitude
As if I could find someone to care for
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"So if you care to find me Look to the western sky As someone told me lately: 'Ev'ryone deserves the chance to fly' And if I'm flying solo At least I'm flying free To those who'd ground me Take a message back from me Tell them how I Am defying gravity" -